• via Twitter – December 22, 2010 23:34 CET
    Here's a business opportunity for unmanned air delivery of small things between Europe and America. But you knew that.

  • via Twitter – December 22, 2010 23:11 CET
    I'm turning over when trying to sit down while remaining on my feet; wondering what Jane Goodalll would think of that.

  • via Twitter – December 22, 2010 16:23 CET
    Wer Lottospiele mit dem Begriff 'Gerechtigkeit' zu beschreiben versucht, sucht die Ursache fr Glck sicher nicht im eigenen Kopf.

  • via Twitter – December 18, 2010 21:09 CET
    "You are free to reign from the towers of my kingdom" said Juan Carlos. Assange nodded. #wikiPeaks

  • via Twitter – December 15, 2010 23:25 CET
    "When you have made evil the means of survival, do not expect men to remain good" - Seor d'Anconia #GEZ

  • via Twitter – December 15, 2010 11:20 CET
    @DrMiaRose is there a limit to that fulfillment?

  • via Twitter – December 15, 2010 11:11 CET
    Die Grnderszene auf deutschem Boden hat soviel mit Unternehmertum gemeinsam wie Fortpflanzung mit knstlicher Befruchtung.

  • via Twitter – December 15, 2010 11:02 CET
    Hartnckigkeit ist keine Tugend, nur eine Notwendigkeit. Das Lechzen der Rden vermischt sich mit charmanten Lgen.

  • via Twitter – December 13, 2010 15:12 CET
    German virtues? How about donating to little girls in Africa before even guessing your next-door neighbour's name? #farOut

  • via Twitter – December 10, 2010 21:14 CET
    You don't like the education system. Then why do you study in it? Protesting it doesn't make you smart, brave or beautiful.

  • via Twitter – December 09, 2010 15:23 CET
    Please read Arthur Silber's blog, just to check your sense of cause and effect http://powerofnarrative.blogspot.com/ #WikiLeaks

  • via Twitter – December 09, 2010 14:52 CET
    Geld fr einen "guten Zweck" ausgeben. Die Kartoffel ansich ist ja schlecht, es sei denn man kauft sie fr einen guten Zweck. #bromide

  • via Twitter – December 09, 2010 14:38 CET
    If you feel more responsible to your employer than to your head, I understand that you remain shut.

  • via Twitter – December 09, 2010 12:13 CET
    Signing this #WikiLeaks petition means you have trashed your credit cards. You have, right? No, you have not. http://is.gd/ir1cZ

  • via Twitter – December 08, 2010 11:39 CET
    Did you know? An actor isn't the character played. Amazon isn't the books sold. WikiLeaks isn't the things leaked. Your mom isn't you.

  • via Twitter – December 03, 2010 21:53 CET
    For a long moment I thought about closing my Amazon account. #cablegate #Amazoff

  • via Twitter – December 02, 2010 12:02 CET
    Lawyers interested in pursuing @LinkedIn regarding privacy infringement may contact me.

  • via Twitter – December 02, 2010 00:08 CET
    Ignorance is bliss. All you need is courage to understand what you already know. Which means: Thx to Arthur Silber, and stop reading news.

  • via Twitter – December 01, 2010 18:44 CET
    Return on admiration (ROA) is slightly different from ROI. Both can be achieved. One can be earned.

  • via Twitter – November 29, 2010 23:38 CET
    "Salt," said the King, kneeling in the snow. "My kid slips on your driveway again, and salt will be in your lungs."

  • via Twitter – November 11, 2010 13:00 CET
    Staring at red furniture at http://www.tomfrencken.nl/work.html via @designspotter

  • via Twitter – November 11, 2010 12:53 CET
    We did land on the moon. I'm still landing the lesson.

  • via Twitter – October 27, 2010 10:26 CET
    The 7 sins, hauntingly arranged by @alconic http://www.alconic.it/#402501/7Sins

  • via Twitter – October 13, 2010 14:44 CET
    Installed grandpapa into his afternoon nap position. Then fixed myself into this work chair, and chair said: "I'm here to support you."

  • via Twitter – October 09, 2010 12:12 CET
    I like discogs.com. I feel a little guilty. So I'm giving myself only 2 more hours to feel guilty.

  • via Twitter – October 08, 2010 20:59 CET
    @ShiconArt my talents are now invested in numbers, not in graphics. But the numbers can be very graphic $$$

  • via Twitter – September 11, 2010 14:45 CET
    Little sympathy I have for those who coddle in the human tragedy. My sympathy goes to those who ask #911 questions http://is.gd/f5D22

  • via Twitter – September 09, 2010 22:14 CET
    Sarrazin empfiehlt http://www.faz.net/-01hi28 whrend selbstlose Gleichmacher Robin Hood gucken http://bit.ly/a7CaQZ

  • via Twitter – September 06, 2010 13:14 CET
    Auch ich habe die Titelseite der BILD vom Samstag, 04.09.2010, aufgehoben. Prima Poster fr private Lesungen aus Sarrazins Buch.

  • via Twitter – September 06, 2010 13:11 CET
    Jede Sekunde die Bundesprsident Wulff diese Woche verstreichen lsst macht ihn fr mich zum endlosen Feigling. #sarrazin

  • via Twitter – September 06, 2010 13:05 CET
    ...es erfolgte eine Straffung durch Krzung von uns heute unertrglich scheinenden Lngen -2001

  • via Twitter – September 02, 2010 22:15 CET
    Does anyone gasp pls? Germany in all seriousness crushes a man for using the words gene and Jew in one sentence. Do we owe such convulsions?

  • via Twitter – September 02, 2010 19:02 CET
    History's questions are also mine to answer. Today's assholes are also mine to kick.

  • via Twitter – September 01, 2010 23:24 CET
    If Sarrazin were considered an artist, he could sit in my yard, read from his book, cut crude contrasts and send his bodyguards to the gym.

  • via Twitter – September 01, 2010 10:30 CET
    Führen die Lippen von denen ich lese hinab in eine schäumende Magengrube, oder an die wahre Quelle der Gedanken?

  • via Twitter – September 01, 2010 10:10 CET
    Going forward, digging back, tracing cause and effect. The only sources I care about are the primary ones, sarrazenic ones, thilo ones.

  • via Twitter – August 31, 2010 22:44 CET
    A. Weber kann Schocks abfangen -bei Wechselkursen. Ich hatte bei ihm Unterricht. Schade, dass er jetzt die Logik aufgibt http://is.gd/eNTMV

  • via Twitter – August 31, 2010 15:17 CET
    Frau Merkel ist im Grunde ein Ponzi-Spiel für Politiker mit dem philosophischen Rüstzeug eines kollegialen Nachbarn.

  • via Twitter – August 31, 2010 15:04 CET
    Herr Sarrazin ist kein "hässlicher Deutscher". Hässlich ist das, was Frau Merkel, Herr Friedman et al. auf ihn projizieren.

  • via Twitter – August 31, 2010 11:59 CET
    @SPIEGEL_alles zeigt eindrucksvoll wie laut man bellen kann wenn man Quellen falsch und zusammenhangslos zitiert. http://is.gd/eN7yP

  • via Twitter – August 30, 2010 16:06 CET
    Menschen sind ungleich. Aber sie jagen den, der den Preis der Vielfalt beziffern will. Ich sehe die Jäger, und ich dulde sie nicht.

  • via Twitter – August 25, 2010 14:55 CET
    @having arrogante Zucchini mit Schafskäse, Reis, schwarzen Oliven, Tomate, Basilikum.

  • via Twitter – August 25, 2010 14:39 CET
    Ich wünschte Thilo Sarrazin wäre mein Vater, mein Bruder, und mein Onkel.

  • via Twitter – August 24, 2010 09:43 CET
    From the era of pigs that could stand and walk? Yes Sir, one is on display over there, next to the oil paintings.

  • via Twitter – August 23, 2010 14:11 CET
    Compliance often means shared guilt. But German press will be the last to concede that Iran has every right and reason to gear up.

  • via Twitter – August 22, 2010 22:11 CET
    The sun died and someone is fighting to make it rise again. Because that's how it really feels. "No," said Nilu. "That's how it truly is."

  • via Twitter – August 20, 2010 14:47 CET
    breathing, seeing, believing, grateful and combative.

  • via Twitter – August 19, 2010 21:57 CET
    Why does Apple exempt Safari Extension updates from its otherwise legendary approval control http://is.gd/ep7yi

  • via Twitter – August 19, 2010 11:46 CET
    Semi-automatic OPML outlines from Safari RSS bookmarks and vice versa. A brag-bit more control at my convenience.

  • via Twitter – August 18, 2010 14:22 CET
    Old couple missed their stop-loss point; now they're coupled by steadfast illusion of not being alone and wrong.

  • via Twitter – August 14, 2010 22:48 CET
    A question the Pentagon might smirk at. #wikileaks RT @IATV "Openness or How Do You Design for the Loss of Control?" http://bit.ly/c5ZNwz

  • via Twitter – August 14, 2010 21:16 CET
    @zen_habits living without fear is certainly better than a good (health) insurance. Also: http://is.gd/ehJLj

  • via Twitter – August 12, 2010 21:18 CET
    In the first half of 2010, on average 156 pigs were slaughtered each day in Germany http://is.gd/eeS4q

  • via Twitter – August 11, 2010 21:24 CET
    Seizing things on their own terms http://is.gd/edlqY is not what my neighborhood is doing tonight http://is.gd/edo7Ss

  • via Twitter – August 11, 2010 09:48 CET
    No values, no fight. No fight, no freedom. No freedom, no escape from the shell of a self-pitying, self-righteous, pragmatic employee.

  • via Twitter – August 10, 2010 21:35 CET
    Cherry meat on window sill, left by a bird. Hard-hitting 2nd chance, left by invisible threats. Opened eyes, left by sharp edge of history.

  • via Twitter – August 10, 2010 20:43 CET
    "American officials", "he was reported", "other allies" - am I supposed to fill in the specifics? http://bit.ly/bHglKI

  • via Twitter – August 09, 2010 10:37 CET
    Added my signature to the petition “Defend WikiLeaks – End the Secret Wars" http://bit.ly/cl6ZVo

  • via Twitter – August 08, 2010 14:16 CET
    You can look at history and nod, and feel superior, then turn to the present, read http://bit.ly/bQET4S and feel the weight on ur shoulders.

  • via Twitter – August 06, 2010 22:14 CET
    Black tea is effective without sugar. Water can be flavored with lemon balm leaves. Freedom has singalong qualities http://is.gd/e6rTN

  • via Twitter – August 06, 2010 21:20 CET
    Looking for quality face time with Mr. Napolitano? http://bit.ly/9i7MBk Or does your babysitter open governments for you?

  • via Twitter – August 06, 2010 11:44 CET
    A moral commitment to give can be a fluke like http://givingpledge.org or the real meat like @wikileaks.

  • via Twitter – August 03, 2010 20:57 CET
    "...to act irresponsibly is the only way to express one's loyalty to the values of freedom, truth and ..." http://is.gd/e0LCn/wikileaks

  • via Twitter – August 03, 2010 20:51 CET
    "...the only weapon held by those who insist on obedience to authority is your own willingness to comply." http://is.gd/e0LCn/

  • via Twitter – August 03, 2010 20:48 CET
    "For Wikileaks, the only authority that matters... is you." http://is.gd/e0LCn

  • via Twitter – August 03, 2010 14:47 CET
    Can you see the heroes in our midst (Arthur can! http://is.gd/e0gNY)? Or do you still rent Hollywood flicks to find greatness?

  • via Twitter – August 03, 2010 11:37 CET
    The purpose of @wikileaks is to enable the exposure of abuse, and not what this article http://bit.ly/aeG816 claims.

  • via Twitter – August 02, 2010 15:32 CET
    A formula to compute maximum heart rate based on age. Looking for the latest research on this.

  • via Twitter – August 02, 2010 14:37 CET
    Moral decline, spurred by laws and procedures you ought to follow, so that your own thinking can be intimidated, and your judgement muted.

  • via Twitter – August 01, 2010 00:23 CET
    People of good conscience have always revealed abuses by ignoring abusive strictures. - Assange #quote http://bit.ly/cgPsLI

  • via Twitter – July 31, 2010 00:40 CET
    Nobody has time for the real meat. Minute 28:00, Assange about the value of information http://bit.ly/d29aJ9

  • via Twitter – July 30, 2010 18:11 CET
    In the stare of a cat, more intellectual rigor is imparted than in certain human affairs. I beg to imagine.

  • via Twitter – July 30, 2010 12:38 CET
    "Orientierung an ..., kurz gesagt, an dem Guten, dem Wahren und dem Schönen" OH GOTT, THIS IS GOOOOAD http://bit.ly/cehYZS

  • via Twitter – July 29, 2010 00:37 CET
    When the words immoral or unjust go without naming the actual moral or just rule, the implied meaning magically descends on you? It doesn't.

  • via Twitter – July 28, 2010 16:46 CET
    Iceland is the new America and @wikileaks the new Mayflower. But analogies are still bad.

  • via Twitter – July 28, 2010 14:33 CET
    She lay the book down. Next morning, she left home and her cat to conquer new land, and to induct a bright, freedom-loving dictator.

  • via Twitter – July 27, 2010 10:27 CET
    Open, honest war: 2 groups, 1 battle field, 1 week, 1 winner. Yes, war was once like that - a #romantic festivity.

  • via Twitter – July 21, 2010 23:03 CET
    A number can rouse me as much as a photo. Obviously I don't need to see a dead pelican to feel shitty. A dead number is sufficient.

  • via Twitter – July 18, 2010 22:43 CET
    Intrinsic Motivación, bottled in 1977. The wine doesn't actually exist, but just thinking of it commands a price. Good for the inventor.

  • via Twitter – July 17, 2010 14:27 CET
    The beach you can only reach by boat. There he waited, for 43 years. When Obama arrived, the feta cheese industry lined up to salute.

  • via Twitter – July 15, 2010 11:34 CET
    She felt no hunger, and lacked a philosophy. Poolside talk had not tought her how to spend daddy's money. Her golden tan paled with guilt.

  • via Twitter – July 14, 2010 21:38 CET
    Incredible double rainbow right in front of my window above the apple tree! I have to think of http://bit.ly/9Y7TiA

  • via Twitter – July 14, 2010 17:39 CET
    RT @YiyingLu http://bit.ly/doWLTn Interview with @BigWallGraphics about my New Wall #Art Collections...

  • via Twitter – July 14, 2010 14:09 CET
    She dropped the necklace and the river took it indifferently. A little burp rose inside the baby clinging to her sweaty back.

  • via Twitter – July 13, 2010 21:59 CET
    The sound of a plane above - I know this is random (fuera de juego), but it does energize me.

  • via Twitter – July 12, 2010 14:36 CET
    Iker Casillas has the balls! For showing with a kiss that human interaction is personal first, and professional second. #whatItMeans

  • via Twitter – July 12, 2010 14:31 CET
    Iker Casillas has the balls! For testifying with a kiss that beauty has a standard.

  • via Twitter – July 12, 2010 14:14 CET
    Thanks for embodying joy and resilience in your game. Los más grandes sois #ESP! Viven los valores de que habla del Bosque!

  • via Twitter – July 12, 2010 14:06 CET
    This time beauty wins. Because #ESP won!

  • via Twitter – July 11, 2010 16:07 CET
    #whatItMeans I wanna hug Double Rainbow guy for getting his kicks from the sky. http://bit.ly/9Y7TiA

  • via Twitter – July 11, 2010 12:19 CET
    The largest cluster of plastic waste floating in the Pacific Ocean covers an area the size of Spain + France http://recycledisland.com

  • via Twitter – July 10, 2010 15:59 CET
    The #worldcup - an "escape into the planet's best image of itself" http://bit.ly/auHG47

  • via Twitter – July 09, 2010 14:25 CET
    I love this to-the-moon-without-return-ticket pledge by Cavaliers owner Dan Gilbert http://bit.ly/9MjmNZ

  • via Twitter – July 09, 2010 14:09 CET
    It has to do with underpants. Male productivity peaks when the loins are contained in quality comfort. Good underpants, good GDP.

  • via Twitter – July 09, 2010 12:10 CET
    Some people prefer to pay 600 EUR for German health insurance and stay poor! Others could build an empire with that money.

  • via Twitter – July 08, 2010 00:05 CET
    We found that Earth is clearly round, not flat. We found what the proper role of government is. I wish it were known as clearly.

  • via Twitter – July 07, 2010 19:58 CET
    They call it Zweikampf. They own worldcups. They earn such things. They'll show it tonight. #ger will impress me tonight!

  • via Twitter – July 07, 2010 13:56 CET
    Enter the forest, eyes fill with leaves, thoughts rinse in the rustle. Leave the forest, legs travel home, but the baggage stays behind.

  • via Twitter – July 06, 2010 19:54 CET
    The cat suggested "harrr (wait till nightfall)" but the bird kept posing. So the cat left the scene and only then did the bird normalize.

  • via Twitter – July 06, 2010 10:03 CET
    #worldcup rankings I wanna revel in http://nyti.ms/dd24YY

  • via Twitter – July 03, 2010 14:32 CET
    From 2002-2008 @nytimes called waterboarding torture in 2 of 143 articles, from 1931-1999 in 44 of 54. Via @wikileaks http://bit.ly/cyeswU

  • via Twitter – July 03, 2010 14:09 CET
    Meine Patientenverfügung leite ich mit den Worten ein: Wer diese Worte ignoriert oder nicht wörtlich nimmt, der wird mir in den Tod folgen.

  • via Twitter – July 03, 2010 00:19 CET
    #URU's Suarez traded himself out of the match in return for keeping his team in the match. That's not cheating. That's winning.

  • via Twitter – July 02, 2010 09:39 CET
    Der Präsident fasste sie am Fußgelenk. Vor der Tür wartete die Menscheit auf die Auflösung der Parteien. Niemand hatte gewählt.

  • via Twitter – July 01, 2010 22:16 CET
    He opended the lid and placed the guilt into his dead mind. Then he kissed his father on the forehead and pushed him down into the water.

  • via Twitter – June 30, 2010 14:18 CET
    Wer für seine Angst eine Krankenversicherung bezahlt, verkürzt sein Leben. Wer für seine Gesundheit arbeitet, fürchtet nicht den Tod.

  • via Twitter – June 30, 2010 14:10 CET
    Twitter is the valve for my hissing sounds - Hiss, hiss and a symphony will follow.

  • via Twitter – June 29, 2010 00:05 CET
    "They retiled the kitchen and bathroom." Oh great! I can't wait to spoil wrong ideas about a civilized society - http://nyti.ms/dBSzZ0

  • via Twitter – June 28, 2010 16:23 CET
    Foresight is the thing that evolved humans. Who wishes you luck (casino-style), and who (ever) wished you foresight?

  • via Twitter – June 27, 2010 14:40 CET
    Being a Jesus myself, I still envy the ax as a way to open up minds.

  • via Twitter – June 26, 2010 22:47 CET
    Tonight's moon greets the african #gha dream full-faced while other dreams are on hold.

  • via Twitter – June 26, 2010 22:07 CET
    Of all the designers in the world (including undergarment brands), even #esp's team wears Adidas. No lo entiendo.

  • via Twitter – June 22, 2010 23:00 CET
    "I'm a hopeless case," she said, and I had known it 27 years ago. But hopeless adults don't believe mindful little kids.

  • via Twitter – June 21, 2010 20:00 CET
    Spanish legs will run, and a voice will try to avert my attention from http://twitter.com/worldcup/match/esp/hon

  • via Twitter – June 18, 2010 15:02 CET
    #esp referee Alberto Undiano is my man of the match #ger #serb

  • via Twitter – June 18, 2010 14:51 CET
    Müller, I want to be in your legs. #GER #SRB

  • via Twitter – June 18, 2010 14:25 CET
    Wir brauchen nicht mehr Frauen auf den Chefetagen, sondern mehr Menschen mit Ballgefühl. #ger

  • via Twitter – June 16, 2010 19:32 CET
    With other words, I'm looking for leverage in Uruguay.

  • via Twitter – June 16, 2010 19:25 CET
    My ideology is simple: Don't get laid, unless you can educate your kid yourself, feed it home-bred chicken, and bribe the rest of the world.

  • via Twitter – June 16, 2010 19:12 CET
    I don't want to live in a country that supports chicken-desaster-meat while keeping real chicken in your garden is punished.

  • via Twitter – June 16, 2010 19:00 CET
    We breed chicken like monsters but forbid citizens to keep chicken in their homes http://tinyurl.com/2vx84rc WTF Germany! #fail

  • via Twitter – June 15, 2010 21:29 CET
    Use your legs #bra! I'll keep my eyes on the ball. Ok? Teamwork.

  • via Twitter – June 14, 2010 20:11 CET
    4 things to instantly impress yourself: trash any dice you own; stop fearing sharks; eat less meat; do Sarvangasana.

  • via Twitter – June 13, 2010 23:34 CET
    MÜLLER. I'm following MÜLLER. #Ger's MÜLLER with the intuition of a Great White One.

  • via Twitter – June 12, 2010 21:40 CET
    #arg has style. #kor has style. #nga has style. But #usa and #eng have blood in their eyes.

  • via Twitter – June 11, 2010 17:17 CET
    #rsa Yeahhh! Go! Go! Go!

  • via Twitter – June 11, 2010 14:23 CET
    Anticipating #rsa to win with 2 goals ahead. The next 4 weeks will kill me.

  • via Twitter – June 05, 2010 18:30 CET
    Wer an spätrömischer Dekadenz zweifelt, verzweifelt sicher nicht daran, dass 99 % des in DE verkauften Fleisches aus Turbomast stammt.

  • via Twitter – June 05, 2010 12:20 CET
    America was a nice experiment.

  • via Twitter – June 04, 2010 18:56 CET
    1+1=2. But one multiplied by another can change the world.

  • via Twitter – June 04, 2010 08:10 CET
    #fleisch Nirgendwo in Europa ist Fleisch so günstig und minderwertig wie in Deutschland. Quelle: @sternde Nr.22 Seite 38

  • via Twitter – June 04, 2010 08:04 CET
    "Made in Germany bedeutet bei Fleisch ungefähr so viel wie made in China bei Spielzeug - Ramsch" Quelle: @sternde Nr.22 Seite 36

  • via Twitter – June 03, 2010 20:08 CET
    Watching plants grow, knowing that they are better adapted for the long-term than we are.

  • via Twitter – June 03, 2010 14:37 CET
    I'm helping a man 2,2 times my age to cash flow routinely. Yoga for his wallet. Yoga for my patience.

  • via Twitter – June 02, 2010 18:50 CET
    It took me n x 1,4 days to Excel-engineer my bank's loan model to the precision of the dirty cent. Now we can talk! With n = 5.

  • via Twitter – May 29, 2010 18:22 CET
    Take the money, and laugh. That's all that lenders expect from you, really. http://nyti.ms/ccqfmv

  • via Twitter – May 21, 2010 08:12 CET
    I can't force myself to close or bookmark away these stately sideburns http://tinyurl.com/32osk3o Reference for asanas.

  • via Twitter – May 21, 2010 07:29 CET
    When commerce takes the backstage of your art, your frontpage might look like that of @aleosa's newly revamped website: www.aleosa.com

  • via Twitter – May 21, 2010 07:24 CET
    Designers seed the ulcers. Professionals seed the pain, and your mom seeds your taste. Mommies are always right. #couldntResistAndNotSorry

  • via Twitter – May 21, 2010 07:16 CET
    Choosing between a designer and your taste. That is the battle, and I almost took the wrong side.

  • via Twitter – May 21, 2010 07:13 CET
    I woke to the dream of a kiss and the real sound of a distant siren. In the wake of that, my day is set.

  • via Twitter – May 18, 2010 12:48 CET
    Die alten Deutschen, da sitzen sie an den Fleischtöpfen, mit Messer und Gabel, und starren ungläubig in die Wolke.

  • via Twitter – May 16, 2010 10:45 CET
    "..the trips through the mountain .. never feel as fated as the trips that .. go over it." - @jjhnumber27

  • via Twitter – May 16, 2010 10:05 CET
    #qualityTweet "Ich kenne nichts Ärmeres unter der Sonn' als euch, Götter!" - Goethe.

  • via Twitter – May 15, 2010 19:31 CET
    Under my eyes, the common blackbird spread its wings and tail feathers onto the floor, and we felt the sun that had been missing for 4 days.

  • via Twitter – May 07, 2010 13:05 CET
    "Ich bin Kaufmann und mein Wort zählt" - OK du Schurke, dann bin der Fackelmann und mein Feuer brennt.

  • via Twitter – May 07, 2010 12:54 CET
    #bromide Das Wort kulant: Es drückt nichts aus und es ersetzt nicht: gnädig, mitfühlend, gütig, ergeben, oder wunderlich.

  • via Twitter – May 02, 2010 20:46 CET
    Just learned about Rüdiger Nehberg, who says that fear alone leads to courage, started a fatwa against an evil custom: http://bit.ly/bLy0Od

  • via Twitter – May 01, 2010 01:03 CET
    When riding on a train, and trying to look as profound and tired as everybody, I always feel my face itching to crack open.

  • via Twitter – May 01, 2010 00:42 CET
    Pretending that I was one with my bike, concentrating on individual slabs of leg muscle, going uphill. Earlier today.

  • via Twitter – May 01, 2010 00:34 CET
    There will be mango shakes and yoga twists. On mother's day. I'll make her whistle for more. It will be awesome, in the garden and all.

  • via Twitter – April 29, 2010 22:30 CET
    This piece of wood is in the right place. A bike I like: http://bit.ly/aWZ5Lh

  • via Twitter – April 16, 2010 13:40 CET
    Morgen werde ich beim #carrotmob geistig anwesend sein. http://carrotmobkoeln.org

  • via Twitter – April 13, 2010 23:56 CET
    There is an invasion of Apple action gears under my cursor. ♫ http://blip.fm/~olvvr

  • via Twitter – April 10, 2010 20:23 CET
    1 hour in the flowerbed turned into 3 hours deep underground.

  • via Twitter – April 06, 2010 18:19 CET
    Are you chewing hard on this, America? http://collateralmurder.com/ via @wikileaks

  • via Twitter – April 06, 2010 14:25 CET
    Sharks don't charge monthly relationship-building fees. They do hit and run, like Johnny Depp and the other humans.

  • via Twitter – April 03, 2010 20:57 CET
    He is 52 years older than me. I see him every day now, make lunch for him sometimes. I don't know how he feels. Does he know how he feels?

  • via Twitter – March 17, 2010 14:36 CET
    16.5 hours ago I met a man who invented a curry sauce. It took him 2 years. Tongues like it. These types are my heros.

  • via Twitter – March 17, 2010 14:28 CET
    The rest of my face is catching up with the sideburns. #measurableManliness

  • via Twitter – March 16, 2010 14:23 CET
    The Outsiders Who Foresaw The Subprime Crisis http://bit.ly/cAwiaR #book #interview #money #etc

  • via Twitter – March 09, 2010 15:27 CET
    A list of individuals whose art, illustrations or other visual cues I treasure: http://twitter.com/shflsm/visual-cues

  • via Twitter – March 08, 2010 18:53 CET
    I should turn used bullets into jewelry and sell them on the red carpet.

  • via Twitter – March 08, 2010 18:51 CET
    Warefare on the big screen is fellatio for a bad conscience.

  • via Twitter – March 07, 2010 12:07 CET
    The Razzie awards, like the #911 story, are good examples of how a small group makes "official" news.

  • via Twitter – March 06, 2010 19:44 CET
    #earthquakes Just curious, do architects and builders have any new and good ideas, or do they (cont.) http://bit.ly/b7WMqA

  • via Twitter – March 06, 2010 10:46 CET
    In the shower I faced mercy's lure, and I felt the pressure to forgive. But that would mean defeat. So I watered down mercy.

  • via Twitter – March 05, 2010 15:23 CET
    Image how our awareness would change if daily news would report changes in Earth wobble instead of market index wobbles http://bit.ly/9VhJ5B

  • via Twitter – March 04, 2010 15:59 CET
    Ich biete Sticker Design EIGHT APART von @orangesparkle für den Preis einer Unverfrorenheit, http://shflsm.com/eight_apart.html

  • via Twitter – March 03, 2010 21:57 CET
    Man möchte doch bitte mal den Jungen mit dem kleinen iPod auf www.shufflesome.com weiterleiten. Seine Aufkleber warten dort auf ihn.

  • via Twitter – March 03, 2010 11:04 CET
    Last chance to shop at perilously low prices - at www.shufflesome.com until March 31.

  • via Twitter – March 02, 2010 14:52 CET
    After my experience with the customs office today, I have sympathy for smugglers - for gaming the system that wants to drain and stupefy you

  • via Twitter – March 02, 2010 11:52 CET
    Wenn man Spaß haben will, kann man immer beim Zollamt anrufen und fragen warum Geschenke besteuert werden. Haha! http://bit.ly/aXrTSQ #theft

  • via Twitter – February 28, 2010 13:40 CET
    Do pigeons close their eyes while darting recklessly through gusty, fast moving skies? I will never know. But I would take in a reef today.

  • via Twitter – February 27, 2010 15:20 CET
    Moms shouldn't be unlikely team partners. My thoughts keep returning to http://www.rekn.it

  • via Twitter – February 26, 2010 23:04 CET
    She almost made me own a song. But the blue hues are enough for a first encounter, http://tinyurl.com/yh2mpse

  • via Twitter – February 22, 2010 16:32 CET
    Today I showed some love in freitag.ch's Köln store.

  • via Twitter – February 22, 2010 16:31 CET
    If I were the feathered Commander in Chief, I would feel a temptation to stop groceries from selling bags.

  • via Twitter – February 18, 2010 13:30 CET
    A streak of sun evokes the power of a childhood summer. I think I have seen the last snow of this winter.

  • via Twitter – February 17, 2010 15:46 CET
    It's irritating to witness NPR removing inquisitive comments from http://bit.ly/ag04Ds. The dust of #911 burried reason, not people.

  • via Twitter – February 17, 2010 14:40 CET
    When there is room to apologize later, you will take the risk that you'll have to. #trust

  • via Twitter – February 16, 2010 18:03 CET
    Im Grab der Menschenwürde schlummert die Freiheit. Oder schimmelt sie dort? Guido Westerwelle kann die Antwort zu Tage fördern.

  • via Twitter – February 12, 2010 10:47 CET
    Dear earth. Please stay. "100 photos from 100 different places around the world in risk of disappearing" http://bit.ly/100places

  • via Twitter – February 11, 2010 17:42 CET
    New #911 photos: http://bit.ly/ag04Ds. How much powder does one need to see to start wondering?

  • via Twitter – February 07, 2010 12:24 CET
    Lit a candle before noon. Spoon-fed myself with award-winning corn pops soaked in the foamiest self-mixed bio soy plus banana shake @having

  • via Twitter – February 06, 2010 17:34 CET
    Next time I think, "oh, I'll quickly do this", I'll block out a week.

  • February 05, 2010 15:53 CET

    self portrait

  • February 05, 2010 14:46 CET

    The light and the cave

  • via Twitter – February 02, 2010 12:19 CET
    "Spaces lets you organize your windows into groups to reduce desktop clutter". Yes Apple, but a restart forgets about that. Magic?

  • via Twitter – February 01, 2010 20:11 CET
    #MoveYourMoney. I left Citibank. Glad to see the idea is gaining traction: http://moveyourmoney.info and in Germany: http://bit.ly/988WhP

  • via Twitter – January 29, 2010 13:14 CET
    To be you, and get away with it, you have to call yourself artist? @jjhnumber27 in Davos: http://bit.ly/bB6Pql made me shudder.

  • via Twitter – January 29, 2010 00:24 CET
    #Schulpflicht. Wo lebe ich eigentlich? Was verstehen die Deutschen unter Freiheit - Pausenbrot?! http://bit.ly/bSY1Xu

  • via Twitter – January 25, 2010 20:26 CET
    Browsing through old address books, seeing the handwriting, odd notes, almost forgotten names. And suddenly, the pages weight a ton.

  • via Twitter – January 24, 2010 11:43 CET
    We live in an agreement economy. To create jobs we just have to agree to trade imaginary products with imaginary value.

  • via Twitter – January 23, 2010 01:01 CET
    The sludge is off, the oil is glistening. Tomorrow my feet will march the pedals, and I'll feel the result of a clean #bicycle chain.

  • via Twitter – January 22, 2010 12:32 CET
    Ha! Mein Buch Vorschlag wurde angenommen. We feel Fine #book http://tinyurl.com/wffbook jetzt per USB Köln erhältlich (http://bit.ly/4yr3yl)

  • via Twitter – January 16, 2010 12:34 CET
    2 Fishes in the big big Sea performen live am 22.1. in der L'Aristokrassie, Bismarckstrasse 41. http://bit.ly/6GEiqz

  • via Twitter – January 15, 2010 11:47 CET
    I thought about earthquake-evasive houses built like motorcycle helmets, http://bit.ly/5M8kjL. #Haiti

  • via Twitter – January 13, 2010 23:38 CET
    Houses as stacks of floatable round tubes = disaster-friendly. Summon the architects, please? Concrete is deadly. #Haiti

  • via Twitter – January 13, 2010 19:27 CET
    "Mental illness" is an American invention. It exists because some people like to homogenize other people. More: http://bit.ly/52Qu4F

  • via Twitter – January 13, 2010 12:27 CET
    #Spotlight search tip: type label:>0 to find files that have been given any label.

  • via Twitter – January 12, 2010 18:11 CET
    "...so instead of going to bed together on snowy nights in strange hotels, we friend each other on Facebook..." http://bit.ly/6BurxN

  • via Twitter – January 08, 2010 21:33 CET
    I should stop taking national news; those bitter cocktails of bromides, bombs, body counts and bullying.

  • via Twitter – January 08, 2010 21:16 CET
    Unemployment rate is meaningful only to government, insurance firms, recruiters and economists. Nobody else likes employment.

  • via Twitter – January 08, 2010 12:22 CET
    Diesen Thunfisch thu ich mal kaufen: http://www.delphinschutz.org/dokus/thunfisch-liste.pdf. Die anderen Thunfische tuhste mal ignorieren.

  • via Twitter – January 05, 2010 20:19 CET
    Between you and your real thoughts, there is still Twitter.

  • via Twitter – January 05, 2010 19:48 CET
    I presently share my space with a Dantherm dehumidifier, a big, loud, dripping, but good-natured companion that steeles my nerves.